I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.
But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This dude named his dog "5 Miles" so he could brag about walking 5 miles every day. Get it? But then he accidentally ran over his dog. You see, it's funny because it's dark and you're probably not smart enough to come up with something like that.