How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Chuck Norris Push-Ups are Infinite
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! You clearly don't get it. It's sayin' Chuck Norris is so badass he can do an infinite number of push-ups 'cause he's Chuck freaking Norris! Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?