Disease jokes
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
TDS? More like STDs.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.