A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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