Disease jokes
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
Why are people joking about this stuff?
AIDS?
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.