Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Disease Jokes
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
