Hispanic jokes
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.