Disease jokes
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.