Disease jokes

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?

Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?

No, well neither has he.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What's black and eats Kitty?

Serval cancer.

What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.

"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

Me: Imagine not having hair.

Kids: On chemo.

Bitch the fuck.

I forgot the joke.

Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.

He’s got himself.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

A joke, huh?

My sense of humor.