Disease

Disease jokes

Mosquito

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

Difference

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

Soldier

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

Cure

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Memes

Difference

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

STD

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

Guy

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

Bird

There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.

It's a canariel disease, untweetable.

Game

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Wheelchair

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.