Disease jokes
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.