What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Disease Jokes
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
