Disease jokes
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.