Disease jokes
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.