Disease jokes
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Memes
Chat is this real??
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.