Hive jokes
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.