Hive

Hive jokes

Memes

Bee

Why did the bee get into trouble?

Because he wasn't beehiving very well!

Bee

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

Bee

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

Girl

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Bee

Why did the bee go to the doctors?

Answer: Because he had hives.

Emo

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!

Community

Poll

Isn't crazy how none of those alts are on at different times? Whenever one is off, they're all off, when ones afk they are all afk. So Hive Mind or 1 person?

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

So I'm a beta male for being muscular, and being attractive? So I'm a beta male for being gifted, and my dick being so massive? So I'm a beta male for not being afraid to speak my mind? So I'm a beta male for not looking for a hive to seek and bind?