Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Hive Jokes
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
