Hive jokes
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Community talk
Isn't crazy how none of those alts are on at different times? Whenever one is off, they're all off, when ones afk they are all afk. So Hive Mind or 1 person?
Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
So I'm a beta male for being muscular, and being attractive? So I'm a beta male for being gifted, and my dick being so massive? So I'm a beta male for not being afraid to speak my mind? So I'm a beta male for not looking for a hive to seek and bind?