What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.