What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says "you cant be here"
and the mushroom says "why i'm a Fungi"
Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus
i used to hate foot fungus, but now its growing on me
