Fungus jokes
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Mushroom?
Mushroom.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.