Disease jokes
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
Cancer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.