Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
