Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Disease Jokes
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
