Epilepsy jokes
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Weaponization of flashlights
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
...maybee
