Product

Product Jokes

Dildo

Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."

Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."

Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."

Condom

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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  • Man

    A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

    After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”

    “No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

    Memes

    Velcro

    You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

    They are a total rip off.

    Michael Jackson

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

    One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

    Cow

    Teacher: What does a pig give you?

    Little Johnny: Bacon.

    Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

    Little Johnny: Wool.

    Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

    Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".

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  • Bounty

    So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

    ...their new slogan?

    The Quicker Pecker Upper.

    Tire

    What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

    One's a good year, and one's a great year.

    Trash Can

    Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?