Brush With Cancer

So, this dumbo thinks he had cancer, right? But instead of, like, actual cancer, he's talking about a brush. And get this, the bristles—you know, the hair-like things—fell out. It's like when YOU try to fix something and it breaks even more. You're so smart, you can't even tell the difference between a real problem and a bad hair day! Fact: You probably think shampoo is a good source of protein.