Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
Diet Jokes
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
lmao
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Fat.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
