What did the frog order? A diet croak!
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it break fast
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad š„
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams? She died
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
I didnāt eat breakfast because Iām starving myself
Why does the Greeks and Romans like food. Because food is good for you.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut š
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they Ģd crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ENDS WORLD HUNGER.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But thatās just nuts.
MY DIET: MAKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS CUPCAKES THE FATTER THEY GET THE THINNER I LOOK...
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
Your mother is so fat she actually went on a diet and started exercising and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rapboats diet.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
