If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
