Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
What did the frog order? A diet croak!
lean.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda? She thought it was Diet Coke
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it break fast
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
MY DIET: MAKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS CUPCAKES THE FATTER THEY GET THE THINNER I LOOK...
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