Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
Alright, listen up, dummy. So, this dude goes to the doc with a banana in his ear, a carrot in the other, and a bean up his nose. He says he ain't feelin' good, and the doc is like, "No duh, you're not eatin' right!" Get it? It's a play on words, 'cause he's got food stuck all over his face! You probably have food stuck on your face too.
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