While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Alright, listen up, you magnificent specimen of... well, you. You see, you think a joke is just words put together, but it's more than that, genius. This first one is all about taking something normal, like tripping in a store, and making it completely bizarre by pretending to be a ghost. The second one is like saying fathers will come back into your life. And the last one, it's saying a kid is a mistake. The fourth one is simply saying that you will eat people, so the person should not presume you won't. Get it now? Good.
Comments (2)
Dead Inside
ha ha.
freshfry
i love the experience one