Cutting Cake

Hey, listen up! This joke is funny 'cause it tricks ya! The person says they get sad and cut themselves when called fat, making you think they're gonna say something dark like they hurt themselves. But BAM! It turns out they're just cutting a piece of cake! Get it? It's funny 'cause it ain't what you expect. You're probably so fat, you can't see your own feet. I bet you thought the joke was serious. Dummy!