The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
What happed when the emo went through the self checkout two beeps went off.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
