My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again aren’t you?
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
the one by die
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
What animal lies.A lion
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.
