The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
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Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
How do u get a fat kid to lose weight ? . U pay the ice cream man to keep driving
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
