Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
Why can't blind people have a sea food diet?
They have to see the food to eat
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
How do u get a fat kid to lose weight ? . U pay the ice cream man to keep driving
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
lean.
is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
