The Diet Result

  • A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You're the kind of guy who probably thinks a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. So, here's the deal: this "joke" is dark, like your chances of getting a date. The dude says his wife's been dieting, and the punchline is she's dead. It's funny because it's unexpected and really, really messed up.

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