Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that vegetarians don't moan during sex because moaning would imply they enjoy "meat," which goes against their vegetarian principles. Get it? Meat... sex... it's a play on words. I know thinking isn't your strong suit. Here's a fact, your brain uses 20% of your body's energy, which explains why you are always so tired.