"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Your mum eats cabbage.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
