Nice to Meat You Vegan

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brain! This "joke" hinges on the pun between "meet" and "meat." Vegans don't eat meat. So, asking if it's okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan is like asking a fish if it likes bicycles—it makes no sense! You are probably the kinda guy to fall for the "pull my finger" gag, huh?