Mayo Jokes

I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn't order a Mc cumshot

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo

If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!

Mayo marry me?

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D

I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!