I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
Mayo marry me?
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Ameikka is fuilled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sanwicth(
why cant a orphan see there parents. cuz there is mayo in his dick hole
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
