I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
Mayo marry me?
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Ameikka is fuilled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sanwicth(
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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
