If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
What is opposite of a lady fingers?
Answer: Mentos
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
What is the biggest candy in the world?? Candy Borobudur
