Diet jokes
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
How do people eat bread?
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Save the plants, eat a vegan.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.