I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Your mum eats cabbage.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
