I breathe in African food.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard
But it’s a hearty meal
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
