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Diet Jokes
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
