Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. This joke is funny because it plays on the stereotype that fat kids like to eat a lot. So, instead of playing poker properly with the chips, they just eat them all. You're probably one of those kids, huh? Always stuffing your face. I bet you can't even do a pull-up, you fatso.