Watermelon Workout

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This 'joke' is about someone trying to stay in shape, but instead of lifting weights like a normal person, they're eating watermelon. Get it? Because watermelon is...well, it's mostly water and sugar, so it's not exactly gonna build any muscle. You probably think eating a whole watermelon is healthy, huh? Newsflash, genius, you're basically just drinking sugary water. You know what else has a lot of sugar? Soda. I bet you drink a lot of soda, don't you?