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Porn star

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?

Craven Morehead.

Lip

Advice · 3 years ago

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The image contains the text: DON'T BITE YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY HANDS PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT THAT, DON'T BITE YOUR FUCKING LIP. The text is in pink on a black background.

Life

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Life's too short to want it.

Hawk tuah

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The text on the image says: When your wife doesn't want to give you Hawk Tuah time: They Not Like Us 😂

Restaurant

cuesta99 · 2 years ago

Shower

EnochTyr · 3 years ago

oh, does that mean he a pedo!

A cartoon drawing of a shower head with a small face. The text says: "Every naked person I see turns me on."

Wish

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."

Wish

MysteryGirl · 4 years ago

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

Sleep

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A six-panel grayscale comic depicts a person in bed trying to sleep. In the first panel, the person looks sad, while a thought bubble above their head shows a brain saying "titties". In the second panel, the person still looks sad with a thought bubble saying, "I want to sleep". The following three panels show the person trying to sleep, then getting angry, and finally horrified.

Senpai

kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'

Cheese

Mr. CheezFartz · 3 years ago

Cheesy Meme Of The Day!

The image shows a meme. The top half has a photo of many wheels of cheese piled up, while the bottom half shows a person with cheese slices photoshopped into his eyes, looking eager. The text on the image says, "ME IN THE CHEESE DEPARTMENT. I'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM."

Goodnight

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A screen capture of an online post with Spongebob looking sad in the background and the text: "It's always 'goodnight' but never 'do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?'"

Duck

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 4 years ago

oh goody

A picture of a white cartoon duck with a blue hat, and the text "sum ducks juts want to wacth the wolrd burn".

Happiness

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Me

A black and white cartoon image of Tom the cat reaching for something on the floor. The word 'Life' is placed above Tom's head. The word 'Happiness' is written on a dark rectangle on the floor near his paw.

Puppy

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The comic shows a person saying, "Boy, I'd sell my soul for a puppy." Then the person gets a puppy. Later the person is playing with the puppy, sitting with the puppy, and finally being chained in hell.

Rule

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Wrong

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

I Was Wrong!!!

The image shows two cartoon minion characters with different expressions. Above the minions, it says "I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was OLDER". Underneath, in big letters, it says "I WAS WRONG!!!".

Girlfriend

Minecraft · 3 years ago

Can i have a girlfriend?

The image shows Thanos, a muscular, purple-skinned villain, clenching his fist with the infinity gauntlet while looking down at a woman with red hair. The text on the image reads: "Can I have a girlfriend?" above Thanos, and "Reality can be whatever I want" below.

Work

King bob · 3 years ago

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The post shows two images of a brown stuffed bear toy called 'DJUNGELSKOG' with the text 'i don't want a man i just want a djungelskog' above them. The price is shown as '25'. There are stars and text underneath.

Community talk

Vaxi

BABY CAN U HELP ME BC I WANNA HELP YOU! All I want is you now!

iheartmyself

Yk all I want in life is happiness, peace and freedom, it's all I yearn for, not love not money not specific ppl, if certain ppl are gonna keep me from what I want then I don't need them all I want is happiness and peace

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oh to sing this

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