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MysteryGirl

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The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Hollow Knight Beater

It's my bday

A cartoon drawing shows three Hollow Knight characters. The one in the middle wears a birthday hat and stands behind a birthday cake. The character on the left has a party horn in its mouth. The text in the image says: "it's myi brthday wish me hapoy birhtdy!1!!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Heroin Monkey

AG (Anon) 4 minutes ago
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No shit, you said that before.
A
A
AG (Anon) now
I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him
AG (Anon) now
But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog

ohio nugget

nice

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel contains the text "Friend: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:". The second panel shows a photo of basketball player LeBron James wearing a yellow jersey with the word LAKERS on it. A lemon has been photoshopped onto his head. The text "LeMon James" is written in a blurred font at the bottom.

Mo

I wish all stop signs were written this way

A red stop sign with the text "STAAAAAAAHHHHHHP" on it, followed by a smaller white sign underneath that says "UGH".

Heroin Monkey

An image of Aladdin holding a magic lamp with a blue genie beside him. The text says, "Aladdin taught me that good things happen to those who rub one out."

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows two drawings of a character from the game Hollow Knight with a large growth on their head. The first drawing has an orange growth with the text "MAN I WISH THIS HUGE BULGE OF INFECTION WOULD GO AWAY". The second drawing has a blue growth with the text "I WANNA SAY THIS HELPS..."

Angel_Izzy

$A picture with a text on the top that reads: "Make A Wish kid: \"I don't wanna go to Disneyland, my only wish is to keep living.\" Make A Wish staff:" followed by a picture of a young boy looking surprised.$

Heroin Monkey

The genie after I tell him
my second wish is to
make cancer contagious
The Progress obit

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Timmy stands on the left, saying "I wish everyone has taste buds in their anus". In the second panel, Cosmo is on the right with a shocked expression saying, "Jimmy what the fuck"

Heroin Monkey

YOU HAVE 3 WISHES.
DO THE OP-
POSITE OF MY
NEXT WISH.
DON'T
FULFIL MY
THIRD WISH.
IGNORE MY
FIRST WISH.
Critical error
Astutillo
Smeriglia

原田

The image shows a drawing of a couple lying in bed, kissing and cuddling. Above the image, the text reads: "How I wish I could be right now:".

Heroin Monkey

A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."

Anonymous

A close up of a person's face with wide eyes. Text says: "The genie looking at me when I wish for spiders to have wings, be 5x bigger and invisible."

✨Jassy✨

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Heroin Monkey

stolen person.
@queersocialism
wish i lacked critical thinking skills
y'all seem so happy

Anonymous

The image shows two screenshots of a woman. In the first one, she is smiling, and the text says, "Oh, he's cute and smiling." In the second, her face looks angry and serious, and the text says, "I'm gonna go make him wish he was dead."

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