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Santa

MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

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Brother

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, Santa asks a young boy named Tommy what he wants for Christmas. Tommy replies that he wants a little brother. The second panel shows Santa with a woman. The tone is sexually suggestive.

Risk

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

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Family

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.

Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

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Birthday

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

It's my bday

A cartoon drawing shows three Hollow Knight characters. The one in the middle wears a birthday hat and stands behind a birthday cake. The character on the left has a party horn in its mouth. The text in the image says: "it's myi brthday wish me hapoy birhtdy!1!!"

Friend

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

nice

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel contains the text "Friend: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:". The second panel shows a photo of basketball player LeBron James wearing a yellow jersey with the word LAKERS on it. A lemon has been photoshopped onto his head. The text "LeMon James" is written in a blurred font at the bottom.

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Rule

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Genie

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."

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Street

Mo · 2 years ago

I wish all stop signs were written this way

A red stop sign with the text "STAAAAAAAHHHHHHP" on it, followed by a smaller white sign underneath that says "UGH".

Grandpa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a conversation on a dark background, showing three comments from an anonymous user labeled 'AG (Anon)'. The first comment, posted '4 minutes ago', says 'No shit, you said that before.' The next two comments, posted 'now', read: 'I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him' and 'But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog'.

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Anus

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Timmy stands on the left, saying "I wish everyone has taste buds in their anus". In the second panel, Cosmo is on the right with a shocked expression saying, "Jimmy what the fuck"

Genie

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme shows a still from a video with text above a person with a shocked look on their face. The text says: "The genie after I tell him my second wish is to make cancer contagious."

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Lamp

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image of Aladdin holding a magic lamp with a blue genie beside him. The text says, "Aladdin taught me that good things happen to those who rub one out."

Infection

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows two drawings of a character from the game Hollow Knight with a large growth on their head. The first drawing has an orange growth with the text "MAN I WISH THIS HUGE BULGE OF INFECTION WOULD GO AWAY". The second drawing has a blue growth with the text "I WANNA SAY THIS HELPS..."

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Error

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a genie tells a man he has three wishes. In the second panel, the man tells the genie to do the opposite of his next wish and not to fulfill his third wish. In the third panel, the man asks the genie to ignore his first wish. In the fourth panel, multiple system error messages are displayed.

Kid

Angel_Izzy · 3 years ago

$A picture with a text on the top that reads: "Make A Wish kid: \"I don't wanna go to Disneyland, my only wish is to keep living.\" Make A Wish staff:" followed by a picture of a young boy looking surprised.$

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Genie

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up of a cartoon man with wide eyes and a slightly concerned expression, under the text "The genie looking at me after I wished for all suicidal people to be immortal."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A man in a dark suit and tie is sitting and smiling. Above him, text reads: "Man, I wish there was something I could use to scratch my balls." followed by "Cheese Grater:".

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Gender Stereotype

Labradorian🇨🇭🔥 · 19 days ago

A meta meme split into 'Girls' and 'Boys' sections. On the left under 'Girls', a blonde female wojak says, 'I wish they stopped generalizing gender stereotypes' while pointing to a nested meme. On the bottom left under 'Boys', a bearded Chad wojak says 'This is literally me' pointing to the same nested meme. The nested meme shows 'Girls' with a huge closet complaining 'oh no, babe, we have no more space for clothes :(' and 'Boys' showing a single wooden chair saying 'we ?'.

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