Desire jokes

I wish I was blind.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

Kaden wants to have sex with you.

Me die.

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

I love big hot sexy men.

Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

To be wanted.

I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.

Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?

Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.

What do squirrels and men have in common?

They always want a nut.

Why did the dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot dog!

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

I want your weight, not your phone number.