Lip Jokes

why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?

so you could read her lips

My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me

How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

Me: I kiss my mom on the lips Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor- Me: Lower lips Friend: I gotta go

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know u know 😏😏

What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips

Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk

What is the difference between men and women? Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

Suck

Q. How do you know when Putin is lying ? A. His lips move

wath goos boo a caw wath no lips

Why do woman have two sets of LIPS? I kiss both