Desire jokes
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.