Hawk tuah jokes

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.