Hawk tuah jokes
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 馃拃
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire馃敟
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Community talk
Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + jonkler laugh + phonk + those who know=馃拃
Hawk tuah
Hawk tuah and shit on that thang