Desire jokes
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
You're really sexy 😉
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM