Desire jokes
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Want to have sex?
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.