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Salad

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".

Pizza Hut Employee

Chri5 · 3 years ago

No one.

Table

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Lmao

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a woman in a server uniform and the text "At a Restaurant Would you like a table?". The bottom panel shows a man with a confused expression and the text "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

Door

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Year

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

:]

The image shows Mike Wazowski with a very pleased expression. The text overlay reads: "6 year old me after the waitress drew a smiley face with ketchup on my burger."

McDonald's

Daddy Cock · 3 years ago

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

Pizza

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

The image shows a father and son sitting at a table in a restaurant. The father is looking at his son with a smile, and the son is looking back at his father with a slight smile. There is also a plate of food and a glass on the table. Above the image it says, "Waiter: Kids under 12 eat for free" and "Dad: My son wants 4 large Pizzas and one water for me".

Log

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A beaver sitting in a car at a drive-through orders a "log". The text on the image says "lemme get uhhhhh log".

Cook

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A scene from Spongebob Squarepants with Mr. Krabs standing in front of the Krusty Krab which is on fire. The text overlay reads: "stop letting him cook."

Girlfriend

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Hm, free food

The image shows a Chinese restaurant sign that offers discounts for bringing a girlfriend or wife and a free meal for bringing both. Below, there's an image of Wario looking upset with the text "I've won...but at what cost?"

Fortune

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."

Bill

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.

Pizza Hut

Wade XL · 2 years ago

The image is a collage. The top part shows a news headline about an armed Pizza Hut employee who shot and killed a robber. Below is an image of a person with a pizza box on their head, a blood-splattered apron, and holding a pizza peel. The text says "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

Start

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

how it started

The image is split into two frames. The left one says "how it started" and shows Guy Fieri with his signature spiky hair and goatee, wearing a red collared shirt and smiling in a restaurant setting. The right frame says "how its going" and shows Guy Fieri in a similar outfit holding a container above a large flame, with a crowd in the background.

Discount

Anonymous · 2 years ago

💀😭

A two-panel image. The first panel shows two anime characters embracing under the moonlight. The second panel shows the faces of two characters intimately close, possibly about to kiss. The text reads: "When you go to the restaurant with your mom and there's discount for couples."

Taco Bell

Chez · 2 years ago

So true

The image shows a white pipe with an orange glow emanating from the bend, as if it is full of lava or something hot. Text above and below the pipe reads: WHEN THE GUY UPSTAIRS ATE TACO BELL

Pizza Hut Employee

kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

PIZZA

A news headline states "Armed Pizza Hut Employee Shoots And Kills 1 of 3 Armed Robbers While Defending Himself & The Store". Below that, a person is wearing a pizza box on their head, a white apron with red spots, and holding a pizza peel. At the bottom, the text says, "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

Checkmate

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A hand moving a white king chess piece to take a black king on a chessboard, with the text "When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant."

Gas Station

Anonymous · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a TripAdvisor web page. The page displays a title 'The 10 Best Restaurants in Birmingham'. Below the title, an image shows a Shell gas station with multiple fuel pumps under a large yellow and red canopy. Text below the image reads '1. Shell Garage', followed by five green circles representing a five-star rating, then '(127) • Open Now'.

Penalty

DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

Me at a restaurant

Two soccer players are talking to a referee. The text on the image says: "HOW MANY PENALTIES WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? UMM... TWO PLEASE!"

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