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Anatidaephobia

Neptune ♆ · 1 year ago

Anatidaephobia

The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."

World

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

oh goody

A picture of a white cartoon duck with a blue hat, and the text "sum ducks juts want to wacth the wolrd burn".

Grape

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

The image shows a yellow cartoon duck standing in a dark room, with a sword visible behind it. Above the duck are speech bubbles with text: 'im not gonna ask you again where are the grapes'

Nonsense

Willy b · 2 months ago

Donald

Swf · 1 year ago

Two cartoon images of Donald. On the left, a classic Donald Duck with angry expression. On the right, the same bird with different hairstyle to resemble Donald Trump.

Shooting

XCVHJhgfghjhgsghjuehdj23456789 · 3 years ago

Ohio BRUH

A news report with the headline "Columbus I-71 Shooting Suspect Was Upset His Pet Duck Flew Away - Delaware Ohio News" and a mugshot of the suspect above. The text "BREAKING NEWS - SHOOTING SUSPECT SPEARS FROM JAX" is displayed on a red banner.

Dog

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

The image shows four pictures of ducks with the text "I can't unsee this" above them. Under that text is more text: "You just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks." To the left of the ducks is a yellow drawing of a dog mask.

Transformation

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person is standing in front of a mirror. In the reflection, a yellow cartoon duck is shown instead of the person's reflection. The text above the image reads "visualising in the mirror the man I want to become:".

Animal

Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

*Cough cough*

The image shows two photos of small yellow ducks. One photo shows multiple ducks together, with one duck in the center looking angry. The second photo is a closeup of the same angry duck. The text on top says, "When I type 'I'm ducking mad' this is what I mean."

Thought

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Two white ducks are standing against a pink sky background. The text on the image says, "Sometimes I think. But then I forget."

Girlfriend

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A rubber duck with a red ball gag and a leather harness with spikes. The text reads: "People say my girlfriend acts like a friendly duck. Never getting out of my head."

Platypus

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

A platypus is held in a person's hands, with the text 'When they can't decide between a duck or a beaver so you get them both.' above it.

Duckling

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A cartoon drawing of a group of yellow ducklings in a circle on green grass with a white duck in the middle. A speech bubble from the white duck says "Duck, duck, duck, duck..." A thought bubble from one of the yellow ducks says "He's gonna pick me. I know he's gonna pick me... They always pick me..."

Internet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A white duck with a red lipstick on applying red lipstick on its beak. Text at the bottom reads: "Because, it's the Internet. That's why. Now keep scrolling."

Anatidaephobia

Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows a definition of "Anatidaephobia" which is "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." It adds that Jimmy has anatidaephobia. Under the text is an image of a white duck which is smiling. Under the image are the words "Your ass is mine, Jimmy."

Grape

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A digital rendering depicts a yellow duck standing in a dimly lit room, with a sword slightly visible behind it. A speech bubble above the duck reads: "I'm not gonna ask you again: where are the grapes?"

Number

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

Photo

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A white domestic duck stands facing right on a plain white background. Above the duck, in black text, it reads: "This is just a normal duck, nothing will happen if you like this photo".

Pub

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

The image shows two pictures of a duck, one holding a pint of beer in its beak and the other wearing a bow tie. Above the pictures is a header that reads "SomersetLive" followed by "NEWS BATH LIVE TAUNTON LIVE WESTON LIVE", then the text "Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses. Maintains bow tie."

Kid

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A two-panel comic strip shows an adult duck and a duckling. In the first panel, the adult duck says, "I would never, ever hit my kids." The duckling looks distressed with squiggly lines around its head. In the second panel, the adult duck flips the bird while the duckling looks away with its arms crossed.

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