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Hot Water

so true

A person is walking on a very narrow path on a mountain wall. The text "Me in the shower waiting for the hot water" is above the image.

Reason

Reasons for having a shower

A pie chart shows that the main reason for taking a shower is to have 10 minutes to think about everything that's gone wrong in your life. Only a small sliver of the chart is dedicated to nice warm water and getting clean.

Back

Why is it spicy?

A man in a green polo shirt and khaki pants is flailing his arms and legs in a silly way, as if in reaction to something unpleasant. Text on top says: "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Back

fr

A man in a black uniform shirt and tan pants is in the middle of a store aisle. He has a very distinct pose with his left leg lifted in the air as though he's been startled. He is looking directly at the camera. The text at the top reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Rhino

The image shows text that reads: "yall ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you're a wet rhino on the african savannah during the first rain in years."

Water

Me everyday

A person is standing on a narrow ledge of a cliff with a large mountain view in the background. The text 'Me in the shower waiting for the hot water' is above the image.

Sister

The image shows a white paper cutout of a figure with a raised hand, taped to a window. The shadow of the cutout is also visible in the dark room.

Poop

The image shows a phone screen with a sad Bart Simpson face on top and the text "Fake Smile". Further down it says "one of those nights", followed by a music player with the song "Hope" by XXXTENTACION playing. The screen also shows a message from "Mom" saying "Clean your poop out the shower NOW!!!! This is the 17th time."

Naked

oh, does that mean he a pedo!

A cartoon drawing of a shower head with a small face. The text says: "Every naked person I see turns me on."

Back

A man in a work uniform is awkwardly mid-step in a store aisle. The text says, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Whore

A picture of Sonic the Hedgehog next to the text: "If you shower naked, then you're a whore."

Spider

true fr

The image shows a text on the top that says: "when your taking a shower and the spider in the corner starts crawling down". The bottom image shows Elsa from Frozen with a scared face, her right hand with icy elements in the air.

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shower water trying
penetrate a genshin
players stench
SENATON

Man

A two-panel illustration comparing men and women before and after a shower. The top panel, labeled 'MAN', shows a man with messy, unkempt hair and beard before a shower, and a clean-cut, well-groomed man after a shower. The bottom panel, labeled 'WOMAN', shows an attractive woman with styled hair before a shower, and a woman with wet, matted hair and a distorted, unappealing face after a shower.

Semen

English spelling at its finest.

A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The first post reads, "You can't spell 'advertisements' without 'semen' between the 'tits'." The second post asks, "What in the fuck did I just read?" The third post says, "Not all heroes wear capes".

Pee

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

Door

See what had happen was

A picture of Jack Sparrow from "Pirates of the Caribbean" with different facial expressions showing his surprise while a text reads: "When you're having a whole conversation with yourself in the shower and someone knocks on the door".

Outside

My brother needs to see this

The image is a screen that looks like an error message with a dinosaur. The text says "No Bitches". Underneath it says "Try:" followed by a list of suggestions: "Going outside", "Talking to women", and "Taking a shower". The message concludes with "You get no bitches".

Skin

🤣🤣

A man with a red hat and light substance on his mouth looks to the side. The text overlay reads, "Dark skinned brothers when they see a naked light skin guy in the shower. Got anymore them light skinned penises."

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Me everyday

A man in a green uniform and khaki pants is shown mid-reaction, seemingly jumping. The caption reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

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