Senpai jokes

A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"

Boss: Can I do a reference check?

Me: I don’t have a...

*sensei appears*

Me: oh no

Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

Boss: What's kiz...

Sensei:😈

Me: Oh no, here we go.

Sensei: Kizma AS-

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

omae wa mou shindeiru.

Nani?

Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.

Sugi te.

Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.

Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!