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MysteryGirl

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

Advice

dd flat fr

A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.

Anonymous

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oh goody

A picture of a white cartoon duck with a blue hat, and the text "sum ducks juts want to wacth the wolrd burn".

Mr. CheezFartz

Cheesy Meme Of The Day!

The image shows a meme. The top half has a photo of many wheels of cheese piled up, while the bottom half shows a person with cheese slices photoshopped into his eyes, looking eager. The text on the image says, "ME IN THE CHEESE DEPARTMENT. I'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM."

kanade otonokoji

Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem

The image shows two drawings of anime girls. The top image shows a girl holding a love letter with the text 'Notice me senpai' to the right. The bottom image shows a slightly different style of girl, holding a letter with the text 'Upperclassman, whom I admire, please acknowledge me'. Below that, more text is present 'To you, the gentleman within my age group, and grade range at our educational institute, I, the female speaking to you, have developed romantic feelings for you, and inquire you to indulge my desires by taking note of my presence.'

Anonymous

The comic shows a person saying, "Boy, I'd sell my soul for a puppy." Then the person gets a puppy. Later the person is playing with the puppy, sitting with the puppy, and finally being chained in hell.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Lostin Flowers

I Was Wrong!!!

The image shows two cartoon minion characters with different expressions. Above the minions, it says "I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was OLDER". Underneath, in big letters, it says "I WAS WRONG!!!".

Minecraft

Can i have a girlfriend?

The image shows Thanos, a muscular, purple-skinned villain, clenching his fist with the infinity gauntlet while looking down at a woman with red hair. The text on the image reads: "Can I have a girlfriend?" above Thanos, and "Reality can be whatever I want" below.

King bob

A still from a movie showing two children with their hands together in a praying position. Text overlay says: "Me and my friend at work are like... Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here."

Lostin Flowers

Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.

A Star Trek character wearing a Santa hat is pictured with the quote: "I do not know who 'Holly' is, but the desire of her enemies to deck the halls with her bowels indicates that she must be a fierce warrior, indeed."

EnochTyr

oh, does that mean he a pedo!

A cartoon drawing of a shower head with a small face. The text says: "Every naked person I see turns me on."

Heroin Monkey

A man wearing a green hat with an "L" on it looks surprised. The text says, "The genie after I ask that my third wish to be another blowjob."

Lostin Flowers

Me

A black and white cartoon image of Tom the cat reaching for something on the floor. The word 'Life' is placed above Tom's head. The word 'Happiness' is written on a dark rectangle on the floor near his paw.

原田

A four panel image from a cartoon. In the first panel, one man is saying to another "I'm starving". The second panel shows the second man holding a bag of skittles with the word "Skittles" written in a dynamic font above. The third panel shows the second man with three tongues coming out of his mouth, saying: "Let us taste the rainbow together". The last panel shows the man with a rainbow of light coming out of his mouth. He is saying: "Agreed!"

Heroin Monkey

A six-panel grayscale comic depicts a person in bed trying to sleep. In the first panel, the person looks sad, while a thought bubble above their head shows a brain saying "titties". In the second panel, the person still looks sad with a thought bubble saying, "I want to sleep". The following three panels show the person trying to sleep, then getting angry, and finally horrified.

ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧

Very fine

A cartoon-style drawing of a character with a happy expression, holding a drink with a smiley face on it. A speech bubble above the character's head reads "ISN'T JUST HAVING S*X FINE?"

Face mcshooty

A screen capture of an online post with Spongebob looking sad in the background and the text: "It's always 'goodnight' but never 'do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?'"

Heroin Monkey

A person is holding a phone. The phone displays a text conversation with the messages "I need you to be aggressive with me", "I need a moment", "Like almost beat me up and then cuddle hug and love me", "Choke me", "So hot" and "Need you". Above the phone is the word "Bro.....".

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