Dark Humor
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Joe Mama!