Dark Humor
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Memes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Joe Mama!
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."