Dark Humor
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Joe Mama!
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"