Hamster Duct Tape

Alright, listen up, you big dummy. This joke is, like, super dark and messed up, okay? It plays on the idea of doing something really violent and wrong to a tiny animal, the hamster. The 'joke' part is the unexpected, shocking, and gross answer. You're supposed to be grossed out, not actually think about doing it. It's not funny because it's clever, it's 'funny' because it's so outrageous and taboo. You probably didn't get that because you're busy trying to figure out if hamsters actually explode, which, news flash, they don't from that, you simpleton.