Dark Humor
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Memes
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.