Dark Humor

Dark Humor

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Human

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Memes

Printer

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Lip

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Kid

What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

Kid

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

School shooting

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Insult

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Mirror

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.