Dark Humor
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. đź’€
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.