Taboo

Taboo jokes

Cosmetic Surgery

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Incest

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

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  • Incest

    So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

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  • Priest

    What does a priest hold on to when having sex?

    He holds on to the schoolbag.

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  • Glory Hole

    What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

    Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

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  • Incest

    Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

    But she has to. She's his mom.

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  • Incest

    Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."

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  • Girlfriend

    Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

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  • Masturbation

    I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

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  • Incest

    They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

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  • Priest

    A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."

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  • People

    Some people think incest jokes are funny.

    I just think it's all relative.

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  • Cousin

    The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

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  • Glory Hole

    What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

    Guardian of the confessional booth.

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