Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
