Taboo jokes

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

What does a priest hold on to when having sex?

He holds on to the schoolbag.

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.

Incest is wincest. (That was above.)

Fun for the whole family!

Next of kin, count me in!

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.