They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
