Taboo

Taboo Jokes

Incest

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

Incest

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

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  • Priest

    What does a priest hold on to when having sex?

    He holds on to the schoolbag.

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  • Glory Hole

    What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

    Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

    Incest

    Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

    But she has to. She's his mom.

    Incest

    Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."

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  • Masturbation

    I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

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  • Girlfriend

    Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

    Incest

    They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

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  • Priest

    A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."

    People

    Some people think incest jokes are funny.

    I just think it's all relative.

    Cousin

    The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

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  • Glory Hole

    What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

    Guardian of the confessional booth.