Taboo jokes

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

What does a priest hold on to when having sex?

He holds on to the schoolbag.

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.

A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.