Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. ๐๐
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" ๐
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. ๐๐
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.