I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself
K-JO 105.5
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit scucide. (YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What has 2 arms but no legs? A crippled women with no more meaning in her life.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.