I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself
K-JO 105.5
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit scucide. (YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What has 2 arms but no legs? A crippled women with no more meaning in her life.
Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common. They both can't be found.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.