What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
