Dark Humor
(The lobby of the Hazbin Hotel. Everyone is gathered for an emergency meeting.)
CHARLIE: Okay, everyone, listen up! There's a new group of souls coming in who passed away in a school shooting! We have to be sensitive!
VAGGIE: (Scoffs) Good luck with that.
ANGEL: (Waving a hand nonchalantly) No problem, Charlie! I’m great with kids who have issues. My advice to them would be, “Don't be in school.”
(A beat of stunned silence falls over the room. Everyone just stares at him.)
ANGEL: (He blinks, looking genuinely confused at the silence.) Wait.
(Alastor lets out a loud, static-filled laugh.)
HUSK: (Deadpan, taking a huge drink) Too soon, Angel. Too soon.
A DAY IN THE HAZBIN HOTEL
[The lobby of the Hazbin Hotel. Angel is doing his makeup; Husk is passed out at the bar.]
Alastor: (Appears with a blender and a jar of red liquid) Merely ensuring fresh provisions.
Angel: Margaritas?
Vaggie: (Entering, suspicious) What is that?
Alastor: A certain Sir lost his fizz.
(Alastor turns on the unsecured blender. Red goo sprays everywhere, coating Vaggie, Charlie, and the walls.)
Vaggie: (Screaming, covered) You got Sir Pentious all over my wings!
Charlie: That's not a smoothie!
Angel: (Snapping a photo) Looks like someone’s career just got blended!
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.