I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Someone is sad because they had to abort their twins, which is already a sad situation. Then some jerk yells "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!" which is like, super insensitive and makes light of a really tough decision. Get it? You probably don't since you're reading this, but that's the gist. By the way, did you know that bears can smell food from up to 20 miles away? Now that's something to cry about if you're a picnic basket.
Anonymous
Just wrong