Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like, "Oh, you think I have standards?" But BAM! I'm totally down to eat people. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda messed up, just like your taste in socks. Fun fact: Bears don't usually eat people, but if you're dumb enough to wander into my den, I might make an exception. Just kidding... mostly.